What this is, What this is not, and Why I am not allowed on the internet

     My fellow Internetians, let's have a chat about anything and everything that is not the great American pass-time known as baseball.  I am someone who has played World of Warcraft for quite some time, and the past several years of this have been spent on the RP-based realm Wyrmrest Accord.  During this time, there was a website called Wranet, that held forums and user-created blogs for their in-game characters, meant to be primarily in-character.  Several months in, the project died when the admin lost a mighty battle against things beyond the comos, sacrificing themselves that we may live another day.  Sadly, the website itself was caught in the crossfire, and nothing remains but smoke and ash to this day.

     At the time, I maintained 3-4 such blogs on the site, and while I was never by any means the most well-liked or read author on the site (I believe that honor went to Mariius, you sly devil), it did help me flesh out my characters and keep them in a semi-believable state.  Well, as believable as can be when you're a magic-starved elf pretending to be a goat/squid hybrid monster from space.  No, wait, where are you going?  Come back!

     Times change, and many of the characters I used to write as are no longer played, or are no longer relevant, except for one which I have grown quite fond of.  Now, while this primarily be this character's thoughts on the subject of sub-par stonework within the in-game city of Stormwind, this will merely be the platform from which she commentates on the world around her, and I assure you I will try my best to make a serious discussion on granite an entertaining and worthwhile read.

     However, you can expect a fair bit of commentary on other things, such as the state of the server as a whole, events that you should probably look into, non-RP related shenanigans, and general rambling that one would expect more from a deranged professor than a Blog, especially one about a Dwarf talking about benches.  I make no promises that you will agree with me, think that I am intelligent, or even that I am fully aware of any given situation.  If these posts do become the norm rather than the exception, I ask only that you take everything with a grain of salt, remember that I am neither a game designer nor a social engineer, and that I am be no mean infallible.  That being said, I did once play with the idea of starting a cult.

     I decided it wasn't worth the effort.

     Not that I think anyone will ever read this, I know from personal experience that I very rarely dig back to the first post, even if it is a brand new thing.  However, if by some fluke I have actually kept this blog updated to the present day and you actually had to dig to find this, then congratulations, you deserve a pat on the back and an open window.  Please, take advantage of this, your friends and family miss you terribly.